Okay so Toby's on the cucumber and dandilion diet! Not one for you or I but at least he's eating and he's putting on weight. But... Golumn is doing the opposite. He used to be what you could politely say is on the large side of obese, but now he's on the sharp-and-pointy-bonie side of annorexic! A life of two extremes!!

He got obese because he was "slightly" retentive, but now he clearly doesn't eat anything. Perhaps he doesn't like his current suroundings and is on hunger strike... I don't know, but I do know he looked a lot more healthy when he was round. My guess is he'll die soon... :(

What am I talking about? Rubbish really, except Toby's our tortoise and Golumn is our albeno aquatic frog who's about 4 years old.